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RM Ruins ChristmasIt was Christmas Eve, and RM's Mansion was ready for the next day. The tree was beautifully decorated, the stockings were hung by the chimney in the living room with the tree, and RM was in the shower getting ready for bed.RM Ruins Christmas by RayquazaMaster
"RM, it's not even 9 yet!" Brock groaned, banging on the bathroom door clutching three Playboy magazines. "Isn't it a little early to be getting ready for bed? Let me in so I can jack o- I mean, uh, use the toilet and accomplish some engaging reading!"
"Brock, the earlier I get to bed and get to sleep," RM replied, "the sooner Christmas will seem to come to me."
He put on a green bathrobe with Rayquaza's markings on it on, stepped out of the shower, and exited the bathroom.
"Can I ask you a question, RM?" Brock asked as he stepped into the bathroom.
"You just did," RM replied.
"A different question," Brock groaned.
"I would advise against it, but if you want to, go for it," RM replied.
"Why do you love Christmas so much?' Brock asked. "I mean, you're not Christian o
Pokemon Squad Episode 143*The music from this video starts playing:Pokemon Squad Episode 143 by RayquazaMaster
The camera cycles through the words "ポケットモンスタースクワッド" and then shows the full words as they slowly expand. Red sinewy borders appear and underneath, the words "Pokemon Squad" appear. The borders intersect over the title and turn into a split screen between Ash on the left and RM on the right with the title still faintly there. We then see an aerial view of Unnamed Island and the camera zooms in on the Mansion, then moves to show a street view of it. The camera moves out through a crowd of the citizens of Unnamed Island, and as a lightning bolt appears in the middle of the screen Ash appears. The camera zooms in and we see Ash, a view of his face, and the word "サトシ" on a white background. A lightning bolt strikes through Ash and Pikachu appears in his arms. We th
Pokemon Squad Episode 142Lalalala, lalalala, Pokemon Squad.Pokemon Squad Episode 142 by RayquazaMaster
Lalalala, lalalala, Pokemon Squad!~
RM's Mansion hates
The Yaoi House
THAT'S POKEMON SQUAD!
"I'm boredly-bored-bored-bored-a-roo!" Barney whined. "Somebody play with me!"
"No," Barney Frank said flatly.
"Make me, (Nick jingle)!" Roger said.
"Rubber Ducky and I are busy!" Ernie said.
"No," Bert said.
"You're not Mexican, so no!" Dora said.
"No way, girlfriend!" Harley said.
"Elmo hates Barney, so Elmo doesn't want to!" Elmo said.
"Please Elmo!" Barney begged. "You're my best friendly-friend-a-loo!"
"Do birthday cakes play with Barney?" Elmo asked.
"Then Elmo is going to pretend to be a birthday cake!" Elmo replied.
"Oooh, I'll show you, Elmo!" Barney said. "I'll show you that birthday cakes DO play with Barney! Huhuhuhuhuh!"
"Okay, next," Larry said at the bakery. His fake smile faded as Barney approached the counter. "Barney. What an unpleasant surprise."
"Hidely-ho, Larry!" Barney laughed. "I needly-need-need-need-a-roo a birthday cake!"
Spooky Scary Halloween"Alright," RM said as he sat down next to Ash, "let's begin my scary story. There's this creature called Kyuubey," he began, holding a flashlight under his chin, illuminating his Byakuya Togami costume with the light bouncing off his glasses, "and he comes into towns, looking for youths. He then forces them to make contracts with him, where he takes their soul-"Spooky Scary Halloween by RayquazaMaster
"Do souls look like pickles?" Ash interrupted.
"Yes, as a matter of fact they do," RM replied. "Anyway, he takes their soul and puts it in a gem-"
"Why does Jem want their souls?" Ash asked.
"A gem, not THE Jem," RM said, holding up one of Delia's earrings. "Anyway, he steals their soul and puts it in a gem, and they NEVER see it again!"
Just then, RM's Friend, dressed in a Kyuubey suit, arose from behind Ash.
"I've come for your pickle," he said. "Muahahaha..."
Rudy and Snap, dressed as Jimbles Notronbo and Tooly I Am King respectively, brought a pumpkin into the Yaoi House and set to work. Snap took the knife an
I have no life, I love Pokemon, I get really good grades, I'm 6'03", and I weigh 152 lbs.|
Current Residence: YOU STALKER
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL
Favourite genre of music: Japanese
Favourite photographer: Dunno
Favourite style of art: Ken Sugimori-style
Operating System: MacBook
MP3 player of choice: iPhone?
Shell of choice: ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH! LOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!
Wallpaper of choice: Pokemon
Skin of choice: ZetaBoards Default
Favourite cartoon character: Ash, America, China, England, Sweden, Brock, May, SpongeBob, and Kowalski, to name a few
Personal Quote: When the going gets tough, the tough get "technical difficulties."