Pokemon Squad Episode 127

They're gonna take you on a wild trip,
To see ridiculous things for which you never wished
They'd rather have a Garchomp
Be incontinent in their ears
They'd rather be mauled by Tyrantrums
Than see Yaoi House and face their fears
As fanfics go they're insanely odd
They're the Pokemon Squad
They're the Pokemon Squad
They're the Pokemon Squad

"That is IT!" Dora shouted as she pushed the Teletubbies out the front door of the Yaoi House. "I am sick of the speakers and plastic flowers you have been putting everywhere! I have had enough! I have had enough! I have had enough! Can you say, 'I have had enough'?" She glared at them for a few seconds before snapping "Very good!" and slamming the door shut.
"Bye-bye!" the Teletubbies all said, waving at the now shut door.
"Where we go now?" Dipsy asked.
"We try Mansion!" Tinky-Winky replied.
The Teletubbies ran over to RM's Mansion and knocked on the door. Brock answered it.
"Oh great," he groaned when he saw the Teletubbies. "Well, what can I do for you?"
"We kicked out of Yaoi House!" Tinky-Winky said.
"Now need place to stay!" Laa-Laa said.
Brock groaned.
"Well," he said, "I suppose I can let you four stay just until you can find another place."
The Teletubbies entered the Mansion and immediately started to put up plastic flowers and speakers everywhere they could.
"Hey, hey, stop that!" Brock shouted at them. "You're going to wreck the place!"
"We sorry," Po said solemnly. "But need to do it!"
"We kicked out of Yaoi House because it!" Dipsy said.
"Why do you need to do it?" Brock asked.
"We try contact our High Commander, Commander Eh-Oh!" Tinky-Winky replied.
"Eh-Oh?" Brock asked. "Isn't that how you guys say hello?"
"No!" the Teletubbies said in unison.
"When say 'Eh-Oh!'," Laa-Laa replied, "we saluting our High Commander as form of greeting!"
"We need contact Commander Eh-Oh, start phase two of plan!" Tinky-Winky said.
"Phase two of what plan?" Brock asked.
"Plan to spread Teletubbyland across Earth!" replied Po. "Phase one was research human culture in confined initial Teletubbyland. Phase one finished, we start phase two."
"Okay, I'm completely lost," Brock said, "but just so you guys have a place to go sooner, I'll help you guys find your commander. What's he look like?"
"10 feet tall!" Tinky-Winky said.
"Blue!" Dipsy said.
"Bulky!" Laa-Laa said.
"Sound like Ahnold!" Po said.
Brock laughed.
"So he knew he should've stayed home today?" he asked.
"No!" the Teletubbies said in unison.
"Governator!" Tinky-Winky said.
"So... Arnold Schwarzenegger," Brock said.
"Yes!" the Teletubbies all said.
"We're looking for a 10-foot-tall bulky blue Teletubby who talks like Arnold Schwarzenegger," he reiterated. "Why did I agree to this...? Well, anyway, I'll help you guys out. But can you promise that this giant Teletubby we're looking for isn't going to hurt me?"
"No!" the Teletubbies laughed.
"Figures..." Brock muttered.

"So how do we find Commander Eh-Oh?" Brock asked the Teletubbies.
"First, we set up mission control!" Tinky Winky said.
All the other Teletubbies began to set up speakers and plastic flowers everywhere.
"Hey, I said no!" Brock said.
"But must!" Tinky Winky said.
Brock sighed.
"Fine," he said. "Just... make it discreet."
"Yay!" the Teletubbies cheered. They continued to set up the speakers and flowers.
"Next, need big transmitter!" Tinky Winky announced.
"We don't have a big transmitter," Brock said.
"RM invent?" Laa-Laa asked.
"I can ask him, but he won't be happy," Brock replied.

Brock went down to RM's lab.
"So RM," he began. "I maaaaaaaaay have let the Teletubbies in so they could contact their commander, and they need a transmitter to send and receive signals from the home planet. Could you help with that?"
"No," RM replied. "I'm not helping the Teletubbies, and frankly I don't see why you offered to help them. If they're contacting their commander then they probably are planning to invade the planet."
"Okay, well, you know that wasp nest in the yard that you wanted me to take care of?" Brock asked. "Maybe I should see about putting it in your lab instead."
"I'll build it."

Later, RM, Clemont, and Max had built a huge transmitter that could connect to the antennae of all four Teletubbies.
"This better work," RM muttered as he grudgingly connected it to each of their antennae.
"Now, activate TV Tummy!" Tinky Winky commanded.
An image fizzled onto the screens on the bellies of all four Teletubbies. It came into focus and was a huge blue Teletubby with a star for an antenna.
"Hello, Tubby Squadron 234∂," he said in a deep voice that sounded just like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"Eh-Oh!" the Teletubbies all said.
"Are preparations to start phase two of the plan ready?"
"Yes!" the Teletubbies all said.
There was a loud crash outside. Everyone ran out to see a huge donut-shaped spaceship in the Mansion's yard. Out stepped Commander Eh-Oh.
"Eh-Oh!" the Teletubbies all said in greeting.
"Commence Operation Tubby Planet," Commander Eh-Oh said.
TO BE CONTINUED


*The music video for Anaconda by Nicki Minaj starts playing. Cue Rudy and Snap sitting on a couch watching it.*
(Snap) *grins slyly at Rudy*
(Rudy) No, Snap. Do NOT say it.
(Snap) Do she got Tabootie?
(Rudy) AUGH! *starts punching Snap*
(Snap) Ow, bucko, dat hoits!
(Rudy) MY ANACONDA DON'T, AND NEITHER DOES YOURS!
(Snap) Ya nevah drew me wit an anaconda, bucko. Ya also didn't draw me wit a-
(Rudy) I WAS EIGHT, SNAP!