Pokemon Squad Episode 129

*The music from this video starts playing:
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We see a stone wall with a PokeBall emblem on it. A crack emerges in the center, and quickly expands with a bright flash. When the light has faded we see the camera is zooming out of the flaming words "ポケットモンスタースクワッド." The flames subside, and the words "Pokemon Squad" appear underneath them. The camera zooms out more and we see chains framing the logo. The camera moves upwards through more chains, and there is another flash. We see the Pokemon Squad standing in a battlefield as a wind blows through. We then see a closeup of Ash, RM, and PlatinumMage. The scene changes to a bloodstained vision of Commander Eh-Oh lumbering through Unnamed Town with other Teletubbies in the background. It changes again to a bloodstained vision of Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po standing in a plain towering over ravaged houses. We then see a bird's-eye view of the Pokemon Squad assembled outside of RM's Mansion with Unnamed Island flags flying behind them. The camera zooms in behind them to show them folding their arms in a Shingeki no Kyojin style salute, and then shows RM (focus), Brock, Max, May, Misty, Dawn, and Cilan from the front. We then see them dashing forward with huge blades, followed by a shot of them leaping off the Mansion roof as Commander Eh-Oh walks below. The scene changes and we see the camera move up a pop-art style shot of Commander Eh-Oh's face. It changes to a pop-art style shot of an abandoned street in Unnamed City, followed by a body on the ground of Unnamed Forest, a machine in RM's lab, a Rayquaza biting into a Deoxys, the Mansion in ruins, Tinky Winky grinning, the capitol building in ruins, and Commander Eh-Oh outside a window (as the images change the words "進む意思を嗤う豚よ" appear). We see a stone wall with an emblem on it, as part of it shatters, and then on the other side of the emblem, another part shatters. The camera moves above the bits of the stone wall as they fly out from the source and we see RM upside-down on 3D maneuver gear. The camera zooms in on his astonished looking face, and he shouts. As we see these scenes, the words "家畜の安寧　…虚伪の繁栄 …死せる餓狼の 自由を！" appear. There's a bright flash of light. We see RM on a 3D maneuver gear shooting off through Unnamed Town, followed by Tracey doing a flip on a 3D maneuver gear, followed by Iris shooting past, followed by PlatinumMage zipping around Commander Eh-Oh and then attacking her with his blades. We then see a number of cannons being fired from the roof of the Mansion at the approaching Teletubbies. We then focus on the Teletubbies as they approach, and then on Brock firing a cannon. We then see gunfire coming from a wooden elevator that the Teletubbies are approaching. Dust from it covers the camera, and as the camera emerges, we see RM viciously dashing across the screen with his blades and 3D maneuver gear. The camera moves to behind and above him, and we see him pounce off the roof of the Mansion onto Commander Eh-Oh. The scene fades to a fluttering Unnamed Island flag. We then see Brock flipping across the screen in slow motion against a black backdrop. We then see RM, May, Max, RM's Friend, and PlatinumMage jump into the air in Unnamed Town on their 3D maneuver gear, followed by everyone else in the Mansion. The camera then flashes past the Teletubbies from behind, and then past the Pokemon Squad as they lunge into the sky. We then see a montage of comic book panels featuring the characters, with a montage of clips from earlier in the opening flashing over them. We then see PlatinumMage slashing across the screen, followed by Ash, followed by RM. Finally, we see RM, Ash, PlatinumMage, Brock, May, Max, and Misty standing in a field, looking up at the sky.*


Upon the arrival of the Teletubbies' spaceships, there was little time before their attacks began. RM immediately dashed into a bunker in his lab.
"Wait, RM, let me come with you!" Ash screamed, running after him.
"Ash, I can't let too many people into the bunker!" RM replied. "There's not enough room for everyone! Go find Clemont and Max! They're teleporting people across the world to save them! The bunker is too risky anyway! Go to Pallet Town, you'll be safer there!"
"I want to be with my friends!" Ash replied. "And you're one of my friends."
Pikachu jumped off Ash's shoulder and ran up to Sqirt and Pachirisu. The three of them dashed into the bunker.
"Wait up, Ash!" Brock shouted. Misty followed him. The two of them dashed after Ash.
"We want in on this bunker!" Misty said.
"There isn't a lot of room and there's no telling if it even will withstand the Teletubbies' attacks!" RM responded. "But fine, even though you'd probably be safer teleporting to Pewter City and Cerulean City..."
"I'm coming too, RM, and so is Axew!" Iris shouted as she dropped down from the ceiling next to RM. Axew popped out of her hair.
"We barely know each other, Iris," RM said. "Plus the Village of Dragons is way far away. You'd almost definitely be safer there. Ah, whatever, everybody get in the bunker."
They all got in the bunker when suddenly there was a flash outside big enough to be seen even deep in the lab.
"That's gotta be the beginning of the attacks," RM said.

Outside the Yaoi House dashed for the door to RM's lab.
"I toldly-told-told-told-a-roo you guys we needed a bunker!" Barney shouted.
"None of the architects were Mexican!" Dora responded angrily.
Another Teletubby missile launched directly at them. Barney panicked and flung the door open, dashing into the lab, followed by Elmo. Snap grabbed Rudy's hand and began to run in, but just as Snap got in through the door, the missile exploded. Snap watched in horror as Rudy turned into a white Teletubby with an antenna shaped like a piece of chalk.
"BUCKO, NO!" he sobbed.
Barney grabbed him and pulled him down the hallway, slamming the door shut on the other Yaois who were slowly turning into Teletubbies.


Meanwhile, other Teletubby ships were attacking the rest of the planet. In Lumiose City, Clemont and Bonnie stood staring at what remained of the Prism Tower.
"It's just a huge grassy mound covered in plastic flowers and speakers..." Clemont murmured.
"Big brother, I'm scared," Bonnie said, clutching Clemont.
There was a flash and the two of them were turned into Teletubbies.

In Henry and June's hometown, most of the town had been turned by the Teletubbies. June stood outside her house shouting at Henry, who had been turned into a green Teletubby with the "OTL" figure for his antenna.
"IT'S YOUR GOD(Nick jingle) FAULT, YOU LITTLE (Nick jingle)! I (Nick jingle)ING TOLD YOU IT WAS A (Nick jingle)ING BAD IDEA TO (Nick jingle)ING COME BACK HERE, BUT (Nick jingle) NO, WE (Nick jingle)ING HAD TO ANYWAY!"
There was a flash and she became a blue Teletubby with a middle finger as her antenna.

Sailor Pikachu stood on the other side of Unnamed Town looking out at the newly grassy landscape littered with plastic flowers and speakers.
"Well (Nick jingle)," she muttered, and there was another flash that turned her into a yellow Teletubby with a Pikachu silhouette as her antenna.


"I guess the lab is unharmed," RM said as he and the others exited the bunker. He saw something large and purple move out of the corner of his eye. "I saw something," he said. "Stay back. I've got this. Sqirt, Pachirisu, assist me."
The two Pokemon sprang forward, ready to attack. But what RM saw running at him was...
"Hidely-ho, RM!"
"Barney, why are you in here?!" RM demanded.
"I nearly was turned into a Teletubby!" Barney announced.
"Rudy wasn't so lucky, bucko," Snap sniffed.
"Well, neither were the others from the Yaoi House!" Elmo said.
"B-but, Rudy, bucko," Snap cried.
"Turned into Teletubbies?" RM asked.
"Yeppers!" Barney said. "The Teletubby missiles explode and turn the surroundings into grassy hills covered in plastic flowers and speakers, and anybody caught in the explosion is turnly-turn-turn-turn-a-roo-ed into a Teletubby!"
"Like Rudy, bucko," Snap sobbed.
"The firing has stopped so Elmo would say the entire island has been turned by now!" Elmo said.
"And the world must be next," RM muttered. "They must be stopped," he said more loudly. "Come on, we need to discuss our strategy for this. We're going to meet in the main room of the lab in ten minutes. Use the time to investigate the rest of the Mansion to see if the inside is still unchanged, but make sure you're not seen by any Teletubbies."


"Okay, let's commence this strategy meeting," RM said later when they had gathered in the lab's main room. "Based on our investigation, it appears that the entire Mansion's been... Tubbified, let's say. However, the lab was safe from the Tubby Missiles as all of it is underground except for where Barney, Elmo, and Snap entered and except for the entrance in the Mansion. Luckily, everything in the lab is still intact."
"According to your satellite image globe," Brock said, "most of the planet has at this point been Tubbified. We're in one of the few safe zones left."
"Any idea where the mothership is?" Misty asked.
"Yes, it's actually landed right in the yard," Brock replied.
"That's... surprisingly convenient," RM said. "But I suppose it makes sense seeing as that's where Commander Eh-Oh first landed. So the mothership being there does make sense."
"What toughts do ya have, bucko?" Snap asked.
"We infiltrate the mothership," RM began, "find whatever is controlling the Tubbification process, shut it down or better yet reverse it, and force the Teletubbies off the planet."
"But we needly-need-need-need-a-roo disguises if we're going to sneakly-sneak-sneak-sneak-a-roo on board!" Barney said.
Iris pulled eight Teletubby suits out of her hair.
"Questions?" she asked.
Everyone was silent.
"Okay," RM said. "So we'll sneak aboard among a bunch of other Teletubbies, then once we're on board we'll split up into groups of two or three. Two groups of three and one group of two makes the most sense to me. Anyway, from there we'll seek out the main control room and see about reversing the effects of the Tubbification."


They all stepped out of the lab into what had been turned into Teletubbyland.
"It's barely recognizable as Unnamed Town anymore," RM breathed.
"Look, RM, Teletubbies!" Ash said, starting to wave at the Teletubbies that were boarding the mothership. They stared at the group.
"Um... Eh-Oh!" RM said, waving to them.
"Eh-Oh!" the Teletubbies all said, waving back before continuing to board the ship.
RM glared at Ash.
"What?" Ash asked.
"Come on," RM then said. "Let's hurry."
The eight of them ran ahead into the crowd of Teletubbies and boarded the escalator into the mothership.


"Just like old times, eh Ash?" Brock said as he, Ash, and Misty walked through the halls of the mothership.
"Remember all the filler in Johto?" Misty asked.
"What's filler?" Ash asked. "Some new kind of Pokemon?"
"Some things never change," Brock muttered.

"I can't believe I'm stuck with Iris," RM muttered.
"You hate me because I'm black, don't you?" Iris snapped.
"What? No, of course not," RM replied, shocked. "Actually I didn't even know you were black to be honest; I sort of figured you were Native American or something. Not that that makes any difference; I only hate you because I find you condescending."
"I am not condescending!" Iris shot back. "You're just a little kid!"
"See, that is exactly what I was referring to!" RM groaned. "Don't call me a little kid, I'm older than you are!"
"You're still mentally a little kid!"
"The one calling other people little kids is the little kid!"

Meanwhile, Barney, Elmo, and Snap were already being chased by Teletubbies.
"Elmo TOLD Barney to bring weapons!" Elmo shouted.
"But Elmo, a great big smile is the best weapon!" Barney laughed.
"Try tellin' dat ta da Teletubbies, bucko!" Snap replied, gesturing at the laser guns the Teletubbies were shooting at them.

A bit later, Ash, Misty, and Brock reached the command room, which was abandoned because of everybody on the ship being on the trail of Barney, Elmo, and Snap.
"This globe here must show how much of the planet has been Tubbyfied," Misty remarked of a holographic projection of the earth.
"Here's the ship's control panel," Brock said as he approached the far side of the room, where a bar with many buttons and flashing lights was.
"What does this button do?" Ash asked as he found a big red button.
"ASH, NO!" Brock and Misty shouted in unison as he pushed it.
Alarm bells rang. Brock and Misty grabbed Ash and rushed out of the command room.

Across the ship, the alarm sounded. Barney, Snap, and Elmo breathed a sigh of relief as the Teletubbies who had been chasing them turned around and rushed to the command room. RM and Iris, however, weren't so lucky, and wound up cornered by a mob of Teletubbies.
"Axew, use Dragon Rage!" Iris shouted.
"Sqirt, use Hydro Pump," RM commanded, "and Pachirisu, use Thunderbolt!"
The three Pokemon launched their attacks into the mob of Teletubbies. In the chaos that ensued, Iris, RM, and their Pokemon dashed through the crowd and joined up with Barney, Snap, and Elmo.
"Hidely-ho, friendly-friend-a-loos!" Barney laughed.
"We have a problem," RM muttered, gesturing to the approaching Teletubbies.
"Elmo is aware of that," Elmo replied.
They all began to run, but then crashed into Ash, Misty, and Brock as they rounded a corner. They all went crashing into the wall near a door.
"Looks like dis is it, bucko," Snap said. "Time ta join Rudy..."
"Nope, not happening," RM said, reaching into Iris's hair and pulling out eight parachutes. He handed them out and pushed the button next to the door. "The ship took off while we were in here," he said as the door opened. "So equip your parachutes and we'll jump."
The Teletubbies inched closer.
"On my mark," RM said.
"On his mark what?" Ash asked Brock.
"We jump, dumbAsh," he replied grudgingly.
"GO!" RM shouted.
Everyone but Ash jumped.
"Is that his mark?" he asked, turning to where Brock had stood, but he saw nobody, so he jumped after them.
"PULL THE STRING NOW!" RM shouted as they fell into Unnamed Bay.
Everyone pulled the strings and opened their parachutes.


When RM woke up, he had washed ashore on the beach of Unnamed Bay.
"Was it... all a dream?" he asked himself.
He picked himself up off the sandy ground and felt himself being pulled back by his parachute.
"Apparently not," he muttered.
He disconnected his parachute and walked over to Iris, reached into her hair, and pulled out an airhorn. With a single blast from it everyone else was roused from their slumber.
"The Teletubbies are coming after us!" he shouted, pointing up at the mothership that was beginning to land in the water behind them.
Everyone scrambled to detach their parachutes and join RM on the beach. Stairways shot down from the ship's doors and the Teletubbies began to dash out, ready to fight.
"All we can do now is fight," RM said. "Pokemon at the ready!"
The Teletubbies attacked and showed off their might by dog-piling on Barney.
"Hidely-ho, friendly-friend-a-loos!" he laughed.
"Very impressive; you subdued the idiot dinosaur," RM said.
But then, there was a bright flash. Barney's body from the bottom up slowly began to change into that of a Teletubby as the Teletubbies peeled off of him.
"OH NO!" Barney screamed, still smiling. His transformation completed, the Teletubby that had been Barney collapsed to the ground.
Everyone stared. The Teletubbies menacingly began to approach the others.
"Fight your hardest!" Brock shouted.
The Teletubbies attacked. Brock sent out his Steelix, and Misty her Gyarados. Iris sent forth Axew, Ash sent forth Pikachu, and RM sent forth Sqirt and Pachirisu. Meanwhile, Snap and Elmo struggled to fend off the Teletubbies by hand. Snap was the first to go.
"I'm comin', bucko," he cried, tears in his eyes as he turned.
Elmo was grabbed from his puppeteer by the Teletubbies and thrown to the side. Elmo's puppeteer was then piled upon by the Teletubbies and turned as Elmo screamed. Then, Elmo was picked up by a Teletubby and with a hug turned into a tiny red Teletubbie with a beer bottle as an antenna.
"They're dropping like flies!" RM shouted as Sqirt shot off Hydro Pumps and Pachirisu launched Thunderbolts, keeping the Teletubbies at bay.
Teletubbies grabbed Iris's Axew and then Iris herself, turning both of them into Teletubbies. They then dog-piled onto Sqirt and Pachirisu.
"NO!" RM shouted, dismayed. He was then knocked down by Teletubbies piling onto him, and with a flash he was replaced by a blonde Teletubby with an atom for an antenna.
"RM, NO!" Ash screamed.
Brock's Steelix succumbed to the Teletubbies, as did Misty's Gyarados. Their trainers were soon covered by piles of Teletubbies.
"ASH!" Brock shouted as he was transformed into a brown Teletubby with a "XXX" as an antenna.
"Just... keep smiling!" Misty shouted to Ash as the flash enveloped her, leaving in her place an orange Teletubby with a water droplet as an antenna.
The Teletubbies then split, half of them piling on Pikachu and half of them approaching Ash.
"PIKACHU!" Ash screamed. He started to cry. "I DON'T WANNA BE A TELETUBBY!" he sobbed.
The Teletubbies stopped.
"If we'd known we were hurting people's feelings," Commander Eh-Oh said, "we would never have done any of what we did! After all, we're first and foremost children's characters! Tinky Winky, reverse the assimilation."
"Eh-Oh!" Tinky Winky saluted, running into the ship.
With a spreading light, the surroundings began to change, reverting from the Tubbyfied state back to how they were. On the beach sand, everyone and their Pokemon returned to normal. The light continued to spread, eventually engulfing the entire planet and returning it to how it was.
"Ash, you actually did it," RM breathed as he pulled himself up off the sand. Sqirt and Pachirisu ran to him and jumped into his arms.
"Pika pi!" Pikachu shouted, jumping into Ash's arms.
"Pikachu!" Ash laughed, hugging him.
"We Teletubbies will be returning to our home planet now," Commander Eh-Oh said. "Teletubbies say... bye-bye!"
"Bye-bye!" every Teletubby on earth simultaneously said as they boarded their ships. The ships all took off, leaving the earth as it was.
"I can't believe it, Ash," Brock said. "You actually did it."
"Seems like you couldn't even follow through with my final request," Misty snarked, lightly punching Ash on the shoulder.
"We're all alive and safely-safe-safe-safe-a-roo!" Barney laughed, corralling everyone together for a hug. "FRIENDLY-FRIEND-A-LOOS!"
"NO!" everyone but Ash shouted.
"Yay!" Ash said, hugging Barney.
THE END

*The music video for Toxic by Brittany Spears starts playing. Cue Rudy and Snap sitting on a couch watching it.*
(Snap) Bucko, how come she showed huh panties briefly and she's a flight attendant?
(Rudy) 'Cause it's Brittany, *****.
(Snap) Whoa, bucko, no need to call me a-
(Rudy) Snap, it's from Gimmie More. You of all people should know this.
(Snap) I nevah got a copy o' Blackout, bucko, so I wouldn' know.
(Rudy) And now she's naked and covered in diamonds...
(Snap) Well, bucko, it's just a bodysuit, I mean, it ain't like she's Miley and is actually- Wait, bucko, what's wrong?
(Rudy) Snap, I think I like girls now.
(Snap) B-but what about me, bucko?
(Rudy) Oh, of course I still love you Snap, I just mean I might be bi.
(Snap) Aw, I love dis paht, bucko, she's a total Femme Fatale!
(Rudy) Snap, that was her worst album.
(Snap) Hey, I liked it, bucko, deah wuh some good songs heah and deah.
(Rudy) Eh, I guess you're right.
(Snap) What era was dat again, bucko?
(Rudy) Let's see, the album came out in 2003, the single came 2004, so... In the Zone. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!