Pokemon Squad Episode 139

*The music from this video starts playing:
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A PokeBall is shown rotating on a white background with Meowth and Pikachu. RM, Dawn, RM's Friend, June, and Ash appear. The scene changes slide-reel style, revealing the words "ポケットモンスタースクワッド" with a PokeBall in the middle. The scene changes again to three slide reels: the top one showing Ash flirting with RM's Friend, the middle showing June in a classroom, and the bottom showing Dawn posing in a forest. The scene changes again to two slide reels: the left showing RM grinning and sparkling in an inner tube in a speedo and the right showing RM's Friend climbing stairs, bored. The scene changes again to an image of Pikachu's cheeks lighting up, then to June listening to her iPod, then back to Pikachu, then to Ash trying to decide between two PokeBalls in a battle, then back to Pikachu, then to Dawn eating an onigiri in front of her laptop, then to a picture of RM grinning and sparkling, which divides into more pictures with each note of the music. Then the scene changes to RM looking nervous and RM's Friend looking angry, then to Barney standing against the Yaoi House with his hands up and several guns pointed at him, then back to RM and RM's Friend, then to Brock in a bunny suit, then back to RM and RM's Friend, then to Elmo firmly grasping a pack of cigarettes. Then, RM's Friend is shown choking on sushi, then he's shown with the Unsure Face, then him terrified with lightning in the background, then him in a sailor fuku standing next to RM (who is also in a sailor fuku), then to him crying in rage. Then the scene changes to RM, Dawn, Ash (wearing a black bikini), RM's Friend, and June running in little boxes that match their eye color. The camera focuses on Dawn face-palming, then Ash crying, then RM's Friend yawning with the sweatdrop of embarrassment. Then a slot machine is shown with their faces for the symbols on the slots. The slots start rolling and end with three RMs in a row, and the word "FEVER" appears at the bottom on the slot machine. Then, everyone in RM's Mansion, the Yaoi House, and the NSC House is shown running through space. Then, the scene changes back to RM, Dawn, Ash, RM's Friend, and June running in the colored boxes. The camera focuses on June with a glazed expression, then on RM sparkling and grinning while shrugging, then on RM's Friend looking enraged. Then the scene changes back to the slot machine, which ends with three RM's Friends in a row, the last of which looking enraged. An X appears across the screen. Then the scene changes to the world with RM standing on top in a sailor fuku. Then the scene changes again to RM pointing up, and the camera zooms out with each beat of the music, revealing all the characters. Finally, the scene changes to RM's Friend with a blank expression.*



"ALRIGHT, WHICH MOTHER(Nick jingle)ER TOOK MY SWEATER?!"
June's screaming shook the Mansion.
"June's missing her sweater it seems," RM said down in his lab, which though soundproofed was apparently not enough so to block out June.
"We should go help her, big brother!" Bonnie said, tugging on Clemont's jumpsuit. "I think if we do she may be a keeper!"
"Augh, Bonnie!" Clemont shouted, blushing. "She's in a committed relationship and I have no interest in her! When will you learn to stop?!"
"Same time RM gets a social life," Max said.
"Hey!" RM snapped.

The four of them went upstairs to see June holding Ash by his sweater.
"Hi, guys!" he said as he waved to them.
"Ketchum, did you (Nick jingle)ing steal my god(Nick jingle) sweater?!" June demanded.
"Of course not, June!" Ash said. "My hands are clean!"
He held them up. They were indeed sparkling clean, or at least what could be seen past the fingerless gloves was.
"Anyway, my PokeDex is missing too!" Ash said. "I think somebody may have taken it!"
"Fat (Nick jingle)ing chance, Ketchum," June snapped.
"Max, should we use our lie detector on Ash?" RM asked.
"I'd love to RM," Max replied, "but it's missing too."
"The perfect crime," RM declared. "No easy way to determine who was or wasn't the culprit! Clearly the work of a criminal mastermind!"
"Well, there is apparently a master burglar in the area, if the newspapers are to be believed," Henry said.
"Has anyone seen my first edition volume one Playboy magazine?" Brock asked as he entered the room.
"I think we've been robbed," Max said.
Suddenly, another scream shook the Mansion. This scream was so loud it resonated across the Kanto region.

"Did you hear that, Daria?" Jane asked in the Beige House.
"Yes, Jane," Daria replied. "I think it was Tommy Pickles."

"Whatly-what-what-what-a-roo happened?!" Barney asked as he ran into Rudy and Snap's room, the source of the scream.
Rudy stood by his bed near a small heap of chalk dust.
"Rudy's magic chalk and chalk boahd ah missin', bucko!" Snap said. "When dis sohta ting happens, Rudy gets weiahd, bucko," he added, gesturing at Rudy, whose eyes had begun to twitch.
"Oh no!" Barney shouted, still smiling. "I know just what to do! I'll be a detective and solvely-solve-solve-solve-a-roo this case!" He clapped his hands and suddenly he was dressed as Sherlock Holmes. He dashed off out of the Yaoi House.
"Bucko, it's gonna be okay," Snap said, putting his hand on Rudy's shoulder as Rudy rocked back and forth. "I'll find da chalk, bucko!"


Later, everyone in the Mansion arrived at the police station, and to their surprise Snap was already there.
"Snap, what are you doing here?" RM asked. "Were you robbed too?"
"Nah, bucko," Snap replied, "but mah boyfriend was and is too catatonic ta come ta da police station."
"Sorry to hear that," RM replied.
They entered the station and found Copper and Booker behind the front desk.
"Good day, citizens!" Copper said, saluting them.
"Hello, I think..." Booker muttered.
"We'd like to report a series of robberies," Delia said. "My son's PokeDex was stolen!"
"And my Playboy!" Brock added.
"And my lie detector!" Max said.
"AND MY GOD(Nick jingle) SWEATER," June hissed.
"And mah boyfriend's magic chalk and chalkboahd, bucko," Snap added.
"We'll get right to work on this case, citizens!" Copper said, and with another salute, he ran off.
"I should go too," Booker mumbled. "I think..." He walked off as well.


"I hope they get this crook quickly," RM said as they all left the police station together.
"I hope so too, bucko," Snap said. "I'm real worried 'bout Rudy, bucko."
Then they noticed a truck pulling up behind the police station. Booker got out of the driver's seat and cautiously walked to the back.
"What's this all about?" RM asked.
He and Snap broke off from the group and watched from the shadows as Booker opened the back of the truck, revealing a load of what appeared to be stolen goods.
"Guys, get over here," RM beckoned to the rest of the group, and they joined him. "Look at this!"
"So that's where he gets the stuff in the lost and found," Henry said.
"THAT'S MY (Nick jingle)ING SWEATER, YOU SON OF A (Nick jingle)!" June shouted, pouncing on Booker, who screamed in surprise.
"Thank you kindly for your assistance, citizens!" Copper said as he walked up to the situation. He pushed June away and handcuffed Booker.
"I guess this is it," Booker mumbled. "I think..."
With a salute, Copper escorted Booker away.
THE END

Enter at your own peril!
Past the bolted doors!
Where impossible things may happen
That you've never seen before!

In RM's laboratory
Live the smartest boys you've ever seen!
But Ash blows RM's, Max's, and Clemont's projects to smithereens!
There is doom and gloom while things go boom
In RM's lab!