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Pokemon Squad Episode 141

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*The music from this video starts playing:
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RM is shown sitting in a crowded movie theatre. Everyone else begins laughing as he continues to stare blankly. The scene changes to the Mansion and the Yaoi House playing volleyball. Everyone glares at RM as he simply lets the ball bounce by him. He shrugs. The scene changes again to Brock talking to Nurse Joy in front of the door to RM's lab. RM stares at them for a moment, then takes an ambulance siren out of his pocket and activates it, causing Nurse Joy to send out her Chansey and run off frantically in search of the ambulance, with Brock running after her. RM walks into his lab. The scene changes again to everyone in the Mansion sitting in a stadium at a sporting event, with everyone eagerly paying attention except RM, who is on his 3DS. Everyone except him gets up and cheers. The scene goes back to the volleyball game between the Yaois and RM's Mansion. The ball bounces past RM again and everyone glares as he shrugs. The scene changes again to a wedding with Rudy walking down the aisle in a wedding gown. The camera moves left to show Barney in a pew crying while still smiling, Barney Frank next to him looking on proudly, Ash next to him clapping wildly, and RM on his 3DS. We go back to the volleyball game with Brock and Ash standing in front of RM. They jump and collide, knocking each other down, and the ball bounces past RM. He shrugs again. We then see RM smiling smugly on a plain cream backdrop. The camera zooms in on the upper half of his face, then zooms out to show it in a circle on a blue backdrop with "Pokemon Squad" scrawled along the rim of the circle.*


*A title card with Brock sitting in a control chair in a security room surrounded by shadows of the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza animatronics with the words "Not Ready For Freddy's" is shown.*

"Great news, guys!" Brock announced as he walked into the living room of the Mansion.
"Dora the Explorer isn't getting cancelled after all?" Ash asked excitedly.
"Gravitons have been conclusively discovered and observed?" RM asked excitedly.
RM's Friend continued reading his manga.
"Even better!" Brock replied with a laugh. "I got a job!"
"I didn't even know you were looking for a job," RM said. "Wait, you're not going to turn into Cilan, Larry, or Barbie, are you?"
"Of course not, RM, don't be ridiculous."
"So what's the job?"
"You know that pizza place where the night guard went missing from his post a couple days ago and was later found shoved into an animatronic bear suit?" Brock asked.
"Freddy Fazbear's Pizza," RM said flatly. "You got a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza."
"But that place is haunted!" Ash said.
"He's right for once," RM's Friend said. "Muahahaha..."
"Onii-sama, it is not haunted," RM scoffed. "There's no such thing as hauntings. But there is definitely something wrong with that place. From what I've heard it stems from the animatronics. I'd hazard a guess that there's something dangerously wrong with their programming based on what I've heard. I mean, look at what happened to the last guard. It's too dangerous."
"I'm not in any sort of danger," Brock laughed. "Besides, management told me that they hired another guard to work with me because of the danger. I'll be fine."


That night, Brock arrived at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza in the surveillance room.
"Heheh," he laughed. "Dangerous. I'll prove them all wrong. There's no threat to Brock Harrison here!"
Suddenly he heard footsteps and a crash, followed by laughing. He screamed and checked the cameras.
"All the animatronics are still on the stage!" he said. "What the Darkrai was that noise then?!"
Suddenly, something huge and purple burst in the door.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"
"HIDELY-HO, BROCK!"

Once Brock had calmed down, he began to talk with Barney.
"So YOU'RE the other guard they hired?" he asked.
"Yeppers!" Barney laughed. "They said this job would be super-dee-duper scary! And Rudy and Snap are totally scared of this place! So to prove to them I'm not scared, I took the job when the opening gavely-gave-gave-gave-a-roo itself to me! Huhuhuhuhuh!"
"If anything, you're going to make this job more scary," Brock said. "I know it's your job now, and you're just following orders, but seriously, please just go."
"But BROCK!" Barney protested. "I'll be goodly-good-good-good-a-roo, I promise! I can help out so much much much! Like right now you're not watching the cameras and something is running down the hallway right towards us!"
"Huh?" Brock said, turning to the cameras, and a blur dashed past one of them. Suddenly a fox animatronic dressed like a pirate appeared screaming right outside the door on the left side of the surveillance room.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!" Barney and Brock both screamed, clutching each other in terror.
Brock slammed on the button to close the door and the door shut with a thud.


"What the heckly-heck-heck-heck-a-roo was that?!" Barney gasped, a smile still frozen on his face.
"One of the animatronics," Brock replied. "Based on my briefing I believe that was Foxy. Heheh, Foxy. But yeah, that thing was anything BUT foxy."
"Is it gonely-gone-gone-gone-a-roo?" Barney asked sheepishly.
"I'll check," Brock said, turning on the light right outside where Foxy had been.
There was no sign of him.
"Yeah, he's gone," Brock said as he opened the door.
Suddenly he saw a rabbit animatronic watching from the shadows.
"AAAAAAAAAUGH!" he screamed, slamming on the door button to close it.
"Whatly-what-what-what-a-roo was that?!" Barney asked.
"Bonnie!"
"Oh boy! I lovely-love-love-love-a-roo children!"
"NOT THAT BONNIE, YOU IDIOT PEDOPHILE!" Brock shouted.
There was suddenly banging in the hall on the other side of the room. Brock and Barney inched cautiously towards the door. Barney hit the light switch and illuminated a yellow chicken animatronic wearing a bib that read "LET'S EAT!".
"AAAAAAAAAAUGH!" both of the screamed, Barney still smiling. Brock pounded on the door button, closing the door.


"I can't believe we're almost out of power," Brock breathed as he tried to calm down later. "And it's only 4AM."
"Don't worry, Brock!" Barney said. "In a few hours the sun will rise!"
Brock stared at Barney.
"What the Muk is that supposed to mean?!"
"I don't know, but it's true!"
They suddenly heard laughing outside of the surveillance room. Barney cautiously opened one door and turned on the light.
"I don'tly-don't-don't-don't-a-roo see anything!" he said.
Brock opened the other door and turned on the light.
"I don't see anything either!" he said.
"I guessly-guess-guess-guess-a-roo it was nothing!" Barney laughed nervously.
"I'll check the cameras," Brock said.
But he saw nothing.
Suddenly a brown bear animatronic wearing a bow tie and top hat jumped up in front of him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!" he and Barney screamed, Barney still smiling, and the two of them clutching each other.
They barreled out of the restaurant, screaming into the night.
THE END

Enter at your own peril!
Past the bolted doors!
Where impossible things may happen
That you've never seen before!

In RM's laboratory
Live the smartest boys you've ever seen!
But Ash blows RM's, Max's, and Clemont's projects to smithereens!
There is doom and gloom while things go boom
In RM's lab!
Episode 141: Not Ready For Freddy's

My lame attempt to cash in, so to speak, on the fame of Five Nights At Freddy's. :P Very much in the style of the older episodes of Pokemon Squad I believe. Also, it sort of doubles as a Halloween special, given the time of year. I'll still see about doing one of those though, don't worry.
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