Pokemon Squad Episode 147

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RM is shown sitting in a crowded movie theatre. Everyone else begins laughing as he continues to stare blankly. The scene changes to the Mansion and the Yaoi House playing volleyball. Everyone glares at RM as he simply lets the ball bounce by him. He shrugs. The scene changes again to Brock talking to Nurse Joy in front of the door to RM's lab. RM stares at them for a moment, then takes an ambulance siren out of his pocket and activates it, causing Nurse Joy to send out her Chansey and run off frantically in search of the ambulance, with Brock running after her. RM walks into his lab. The scene changes again to everyone in the Mansion sitting in a stadium at a sporting event, with everyone eagerly paying attention except RM, who is on his 3DS. Everyone except him gets up and cheers. The scene goes back to the volleyball game between the Yaois and RM's Mansion. The ball bounces past RM again and everyone glares as he shrugs. The scene changes again to a wedding with Rudy walking down the aisle in a wedding gown. The camera moves left to show Barney in a pew crying while still smiling, Barney Frank next to him looking on proudly, Ash next to him clapping wildly, and RM on his 3DS. We go back to the volleyball game with Brock and Ash standing in front of RM. They jump and collide, knocking each other down, and the ball bounces past RM. He shrugs again. We then see RM smiling smugly on a plain cream backdrop. The camera zooms in on the upper half of his face, then zooms out to show it in a circle on a blue backdrop with "Pokemon Squad" scrawled along the rim of the circle.*


Krusty the Clown approached the bowl on the podium.
"I declare these Children's Show Host Games... OPEN!" he shouted.
He lit the torch with his cigarette lighter, and then caught fire along with it.
"Remind me again why we're here?" RM asked Delia. They sat in the stands of the Unnamed Town Sports Dome.
"Because Elmo is our friend and we should support him!" Delia replied cheerily.
"He's hardly our friend," RM muttered, but he remained seated.
Meanwhile, on the field, Elmo was drinking Gatorade he had spiked with beer.
"Ah," he sighed.
Suddenly Barney arrived on the field laughing and waving at Elmo.
"Hidely-ho, Elmo!" he laughed.
"What is Barney doing here?!" Elmo demanded, spitting his drink at him.
"I heardly-heard-heard-heard-a-roo you were here!" Barney laughed in reply. "Whatly-what-what-what-a-roo are YOU doing here?"
"Elmo is participating in the annual Children's Show Host Games!" Elmo said.
"OH BOY!" Barney shouted. "Games? I wanna play! Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh!"
"Barney can't," Elmo replied. "Barney has to be a children's show host, and Barney and Friends was cancelled, so Barney isn't a children's show host anymore!"
"I can become onely-one-one-one-a-roo again!" Barney said. "Revival of shows is easy!"
"What does Barney mean easy?!" Elmo asked. "No it isn't! Not that Elmo has any experience firsthand, but Elmo still knows."
"It's just a lotly-lot-lot-lot-a-roo of touching children!" Barney laughed.
"Barney, that's not what a good children's show host does at all," Elmo said flatly. "Why doesn't Barney go home? He can compete in the Getting Drunk and Molesting Children Games."
Barney fumed, still smiling.
"Well at leastly-least-least-least-a-roo I don't bar my best friendly-friend-a-loo from ever entering my bar!" he shouted.
"BARNEY ISN'T ELMO'S BEST FRIEND!" Elmo shouted back.
"I'll showly-show-show-show-a-roo you, Elmo!" Barney said angrily, a big smile still on his face. He stormed off.
"That should take care of Barney," Elmo said smugly.
Steve from Blue's Clues came over. He was coaching Elmo.
"Can you give me a clue as to what that was all about, Elmo?" he asked.
"Just an argument with Barney," Elmo replied. "Elmo will be fine, Elmo can still compete."
"Oh, that's great!" Steve said. Suddenly he noticed a footprint on the floor. "A clue!" he exclaimed, pointing at it. "This is the work of... JOE."
"STEVE!" Joe shouted from the other side of the field.
The two ran at each other.
"Here to keep all the clues to yourself, Joe?" Steve asked. "And to keep me from finding the clues to how to have my contestant win the Children's Show Host Games?!"
"Exactly, Steve!" Joe scoffed. "And I have the perfect contestant with me!"
Barney walked onto the field, waving.
"What the actual (Nick jingle) is Barney doing back again?!" Elmo demanded.
"I justly-just-just-just-a-roo revived Barney and Friends!" Barney laughed. "Though for the time being it's a segment on Blue's Clues so I work for Joe technically."
He showed Elmo his name badge, which said "Hello, my name is BARNEY!".
"Joe and I are sure to winly-win-win-win-a-roo!" he then laughed.
"Wrong!" Elmo shouted. "Elmo and Steve have experience and popularity on their side, so Elmo and Steve will win!"
"No you won't!"
"PURPLE!"
"RED!"
Elmo walked over to Steve.
"Elmo doesn't get it," Elmo said to him. "Why does Barney insist on one-upping Elmo? Elmo thought Barney and Elmo were friends! Obviously not best friends in the least. But at least frenemies!"
"In here? Clues point against that!" Steve said.
"What does Steve mean?"
"He's not really your friend," Joe told Barney.
"He's notly-not-not-not-a-roo?!" Barney gasped, still smiling.
"He's going to stab you in the back!" Steve told Elmo.
"Barney wouldn't!" Elmo gasped.
"Sure he would!" Joe said to Barney. "He's a monster! A literal monster! That means he's evil!"
"So get out there-" Steve said.
"-and win-" Joe said.
"-that-" Steve said.
"-MEDAL!" Joe shouted.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Elmo shouted, pumping himself up.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Barney shouted, pumping himself up as well.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah," RM sighed as he stretched out in his seat in the stands with a soda and a foot-long hotdog.


The first event was about to begin. Larry began to announce the event.
"Okay, welcome to the annual Children's Show Host Games, yadda yadda yadda," he groaned. "Let's just get started. The first event is the stuffed animal pole vault. Contestants will vault over a pit of stuffed animals. Not really much more to say about it. Let's begin."
First up was Elmo.
"Win this for Sesame Street!" Steve urged him.
"FOR SESAME STREET!" Elmo screamed as he vaulted over the pit, making a perfect landing but his puppeteer scraping his knee on the ground.
Next was Barney.
"Win this because I told you to," Joe said.
"BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO!" Barney screamed as he vaulted.
The pole snapped in two and Barney fell into the pit, stuffed animals flying into the audience.
"I'm allergic to dust mites!" someone screamed, and the audience began to panic.


"The next event," Larry announced, "is the ballpit high dive. Hopefully nobody peed in it..."
Elmo climbed to the top of the diving board. He jumped down, making a perfect entry.
"Top that, purple," Elmo said to Barney as he got out of the pit.
Barney climbed up the ladder to the top of the diving board. He then jumped off in a cannonball.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he laughed.
He dropped into the pit and balls went everywhere.
"Ugh, somebody DID piddle in here!"


After several more events, it was the final event: hug wrestling.
"Don't forget, he called you red," Steve said to Elmo as he rubbed his shoulders.
Elmo growled and got into his wrestling shorts.
"Don't forget, he called you purple," Joe said to Barney as he rubbed his shoulders.
"Ooooh, that feels goodly-good-good-good-a-roo!" Barney laughed.
Joe stopped and gestured for Barney to get into his wrestling shorts. Barney did so and then got into the ring.
The bell rang.
"Is class dismissed?" Barney asked.
"No, it means Barney and Elmo start wrestling!" Elmo said.
"Oh, okely-dokely-doo!" Barney laughed.
They began to hug aggressively.
Elmo brought Barney to the floor and pulled out an eraser. He began to erase Barney's name tag until it read "ARN".
"MY NAME'S NOT ARN!" Barney screamed, wrestling Elmo off of him and then aggressively hugging him.
"Elmo doesn't like Barney!" Elmo said.
"I don't likely-like-like-like-a-roo you more!" Barney said.
"Elmo never liked Barney!"
"I a thousand times never likely-like-like-like-a-rooed you!"
"PURPLE!"
"RED!"
There was a loud ripping noise. The two of them looked down. They saw that their shorts had ripped, and their underpants were...
"Red..." Elmo said.
"Purple..." Barney said.
"BARNEY DOES CARE!"
"YOU DO CARELY-CARE-CARE-CARE-A-ROO!"
The two of them began to cry, Barney still smiling.
"Let's promise to never fightly-fight-fight-fight-a-roo again!" Barney said.
"No promises," Elmo said.
The two walked off holding hands as the audience booed them.
"What are you two doing?!" Steve shouted. "Get a clue!"
"Get back here and kill each other!" Joe shouted.
"Elmo is glad Barney is sort of his friend," Elmo said.
"These were whitely-white-white-white-a-roo when I bought them!" Barney laughed, pointing at his underwear.
"Elmo didn't need to know that."
THE END


POKEMON SQUAD SAYS

(Brock) When me, Ash, and the other characters go on travels, we often use cars!
(RM) No you don't.
(Ash) And of course we use our seatbelts!
(Brock) Seatbelts are important because they save lives in car accidents!
(RM) So be sure you always wear your seatbelt!
(All) Pokemon Squad says... Hahaha! See you later!