Pokemon Squad Episode 160

(Brock) Are you ready, trainers?
(Kids) Aye-aye, Brock!
(Brock) I can't see you!
(Kids) AYE-AYE, BROCK!
(Brock) Oooooooooh,
Who lives in a mansion in Unnamed Town?
(Kids) POKEMON SQUAD!
(Brock) There's a yellow creature who's wearing a frown!
(Kids) POKEMON SQAUD!
(Brock) If Pokemon nonsense is something you need
(Kids) POKEMON SQUAD!
(Brock) Uh... I like it when Pokemon breed! Heheh.
(Kids) POKEMON SQUAD!
(Brock) Ready?
(All) Pokemon Squad! Pokemon Squad! Pokemon Squad!
(Brock) Pokemon Squad! Heheheheheh...


*A Hawaiian print title card with "RM and Brock Fall In a Hole" written on it is shown. The scene changes to water flowing gently over rocks with the main credits shown.*

"So explain to me again why we went through Unnamed Forest to get pizza in Unnamed City?" RM asked Brock.
"Delia suggested we take the scenic route," Brock replied. "The real question is why we listened to her."
"Are we almost there at least?" RM asked.
"I think soOOOOO!"
Brock felt himself slipping and falling. RM watched as he disappeared into the earth.
"RM!" he shouted. "I think I just fell in a hole!"
"So how long do you think you'll be down there?" RM asked, looking smugly down into the hole.
"Oh, shut up and get help!" Brock shouted.
"Got it," RM said.
He stood up and hit his head on a low-lying tree branch, and fell into the hole. Brock glared at him.
"Just like old times, eh, Brock?" RM chuckled as he got to his feet, rubbing his head.
"Oh, shut up..." Brock muttered.
"So obviously, we're going to want to find a way to get out," RM said. "I suggest we check the sides of the hole for rocks we could potentially use to climb out."
He began to pat the sides of the hole down.
"I've found a good starting place!" he said as he climbed on top of one rock that was sticking out.
It dislodged from the wall and there was a loud rumbling as the night sky above them vanished and was replaced with rubble and rocks. Brock glared at RM.
"Now we don't have a way out," he said.
"Sure we do," RM replied. "All we need to do is dislodge those rocks that are now blocking our path. They're pretty high up though... Okay, I'm 6'3", how tall are you?"
"Like 5'11"," Brock replied.
"Okay, and I weigh about 160 pounds. You?"
"That's a substantial amount less than me... I weigh 180 and I'm four inches shorter than you..."
"Okay, then I'll get on your shoulders," RM said.
"Why would you-"
RM climbed on top of Brock.
"Wow, you seriously ARE light..." Brock said.
"Well, I can't reach the rocks," RM said. "We're down pretty deep. I don't know how we can get out of here."
"Do you have your cellphone?" Brock asked.
"Yeah, but I doubt we'll have very good service around twenty feet underground," RM replied. He pulled out his phone to check. "Oh, actually we might be able to call for help after all!"
"Excellent!" Brock said as RM dialed the police station.
"Yeah, hi, this is RM," RM said. "Oh, hey, how's it going, Sailor Mars? Could you please stop yelling into the phone? I'm worried I'll go deaf. Anyway, I'm trapped in a hole in Unnamed Forest with Brock. Uh-huh. I see. Okay, thank you."
He hung up and turned to Brock.
"Well?" Brock asked.
"She said she would get us out," RM replied, "but because of her last encounter with you, she's going to be leaving us in overnight to teach you a lesson."
"Oh," Brock said. "Heheh..."


"Hey, check this out," PlatinumMage said, calling Ash over as he watched the evening news. "Apparently these two idiots fell in a hole and are stuck. That's actually stupider than something that you would do!"
"Haha, it is!" Ash laughed. "How stupid do you have to be to do something like that?"
"The two trapped men have been identified as Brock Harrison and RayquazaMaster," Larry announced on the news.
Ash stared at the screen.
"RM and Brock got stuck in a hole?!" he asked.
"Oh, yeah, they announced that like twenty minutes ago," PlatinumMage replied, sipping his soda. "I'm okay with this, seeing as just yesterday RM had me wipe up his period blood. What goes around comes around."


Despite Sailor Mars wanting revenge on Brock, the police force arrived on the site of the incident fairly quickly. Everyone in the Mansion arrived quickly as well.
"So how are you going to get them out?" Delia asked Sailor Moon.
"Uh..." Sailor Moon replied.
"Well, we were thinking since Clemont and Max are inventors, they could design something to drill a second hole that we would go down into and then use to get RM and Brock out of the first hole," Sailor Mercury murmured.
"Uh, the problem at hand isn't exactly a lack of god(Nick jingle) holes," June said.
"No, her logic is sound," Max said.
"Yeah," Clemont said. "See, the hole is blocked by debris, but if we try to remove the debris we risk harming RM and Brock. A side shaft with a tunnel in is the best approach. We're on the job!"


Meanwhile, at the bottom of the hole, RM and Brock sat, bored.
"How long are you usually stuck in these holes?" RM asked.
"Ignoring that," Brock replied. "But seriously. What are we going to do while we're down here?"
"We could talk about our feelings," RM suggested.
"Who are you and what have you done with RM? But yeah, I suppose it's not like we have much else to do..."
"Awesome!" RM replied, pulling out his phone.
"What do you need your phone for?" Brock asked. "Wait, where's that music coming from?"
RM turned to Brock, holding up his phone to show he had called up several of his friends for a group video call. He grinned.
"What are you doing?" Brock demanded.
"Aha! Listen boy," RM said in a falsetto voice. "My first love story."
"Please no," Brock muttered.
"My angel," RM continued. "And my girls.
Oh oh let's go!

She was oh so pretty
But she was fictitious
Back when I first saw her I was just six
Please please please please baby baby baby
Please please please please baby baby baby

I was so embarrassed
Isn't this forbidden?
I felt so weird to love an anime character
Please please please please baby baby baby
Please please please please baby baby baby

Years later I
Years later I
Met some real girls
Met some real girls
(Date date date date?)
Always got rejected
So she was in my mind every night

I guess I guess I'm just inept
Inept and schediaphiliac
Yes, as I look at you

Other girls I ask out
Always respond with no no no no no
No surprise surprise
I only can have fictional-al-al-al-al
But now it's not just you anymore
Please please please please please
Won't you date me oh please?
Just for one try oh please please please?

Fictitious girls so pretty
Min kärlek, så söt, dig!
Captured with a single ball
But I'm still single!
Please please please please baby baby baby
Please please please please baby baby baby

I meet another real girl, so sweet and nice I might hurl
Oh, she has a BF? Never mind then...
Please please please please baby baby baby
Please please please please baby baby baby

What should I do?
What should I do?
Real or fictional?
Real or fictional?
Why why why why why?
Regardless of longing
I am still alone

My close friends tell me
That I'm a helpless fool
But as I look at you

Other girls I ask out
Always respond with no no no no no
No surprise surprise
I only can have fictional-al-al-al-al
But now it's not just you anymore
Please please please please please
Won't you date me oh please?
Just for one try oh please please please?

I can't even say anything
I'll just mess up everything

Now there's more than fictional girl too
And now the one who dated me said "I'm breaking up with you"
Sigh sigh, my frontal lobe
Is anxious as I have to choose

Other girls I ask out
Always respond with no no no no no
No surprise surprise
I only can have fictional-al-al-al-al
But now it's not just you anymore
Please please please please please
Won't you date me oh please?
Just for one try oh please please please?

Other girls I ask out
Always respond with no no no no no
No surprise surprise
I only can have fictional-al-al-al-al
But now it's not just you anymore
Please please please please please
Won't you date me oh please?
Just for one try oh please please please?"

RM finished with a cutesy smile and twinkling eyes. The group call ended, and the friends on the other end of the line who had been backup singing disappeared from the phone.
"Relatable but incredibly annoying," Brock replied.
Just then, a hole appeared in the wall. Clemont and Max entered the chamber.
"We're here to save you guys!" Clemont said.
"The police department lowered us down with a lift after we drilled a second hole next to the one you guys fell into," Max explained. "Now come on, we'll get you to the surface!"
"Finally!" Brock shouted, rushing to the lift. "Get me up before I have to listen to another of RM's K-Pop parodies!"
"Oh come on, it was a good parody, with backup singers and everything!" RM said as he too got onto the lift.


"So Brock," RM said as they walked home. "That must've been really tough for you."
"Oh, you're finally admitting to how annoying you can be sometimes?" Brock asked.
"What? No, I mean the amount of time we were in the hole. You must be more used to falling into the hole before the theme song and title card and then being out by the time they're done!"
"This is why I left the anime..." Brock muttered.
THE END

(Ash) Our next adventure... is this one!
Over in the neighboring city of Unnamed City, Mayor Fred Figglehorn is assassinated! And one of the frontrunners for his replacement is the controversial conservative politician Jimmy Neutron, notable for his discriminatory policies! Who will win this election? Next time: Pokemon Squad! Episode 161: A Pain in the Assassination!